What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
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i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
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I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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