nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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