I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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