That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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