called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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