They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
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I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
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dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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