going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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