Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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