Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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