If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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