Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
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She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
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Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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