PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
wanna go halves on a baby?
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
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I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
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Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
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