its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Houston, we have a blender
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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