just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Randomize
