just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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