conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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