You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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