People in love make me want to vomit
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
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Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
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the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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