What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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