ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
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Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
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I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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