Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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