David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
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it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
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I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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