READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Randomize
