I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Randomize
