He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
You have to summon your inner elephant
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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