what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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