Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
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i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
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Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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