having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
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Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
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Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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