Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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