Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
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Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
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Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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