Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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