So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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