when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
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I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
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do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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