Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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