I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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