oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
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he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
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It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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