Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
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By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
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We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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