did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
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our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
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I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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