I think i sorta joined a cult last night
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
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Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
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Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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