What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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