yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
I think i got beer on your cat.
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