I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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