Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
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Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
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Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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