i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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