okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
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You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
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This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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