He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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