Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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