i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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