youre lurking in front of me
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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