I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
i was born a porn star she said
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
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he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
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holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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