I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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