he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
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All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
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We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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