chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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