you guys were way drunker than both of me
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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