Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Someone came in the potted fern
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
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